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butt-grab:

so we went to an improv show and we played this game where somebody is given a trait and another player has to guess what it is based on how they answer questions

and one of the players who was a taxidermist was asked “what do you do for a living?” and she replied “oh you know…. stuff” AND TO THIS DAY THAT IS THE GREATEST PUN I HAVE EVER HEARD MY GOD

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psychoticobsessions:

humoristics:

a guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

o my god

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itscourtoon:

walkergirl95:

Wrong Door

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING ON THE INTERNET 

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straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

(Source: bearsnbritts, via girlonthestage)

panerasexual:

men are so afraid of confident girls and its so funny

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girlonthestage:

Shake It Off is the perfect “dancing-alone-in-my-room-on-a-Monday-night like-no-ones-watching” song

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Fangirls should watch my song “Fangirl Probz” :)

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

im gonna reblog this 300 times a day

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If Harry and Taylor had never dated:
Taylor:"I knew you were trouble when you walked in, so shame on me now!"
People:What a catchy tune! I love this!
Taylor:"I also wanna thank the person who inspired this song, who knows exactly who he is, because now I got one of these!"
People:Haha, Taylor is so sassy and witty!
Taylor:"so he calls me up and he's like I still love you and I'm like 'sorry i'm busy opening at the grammys!'"
People:I see what she did there! How incredibly funny!
Taylor:"shut the fuck up"
People:wow she said stfu to selena, i bet she was teasing her or taylor was just nervous for her award coming up!
Taylor:*does nothing to offend anyone*
People:*dont make a big deal out of nothing because there's nothing to make a big deal of*

DO NOT REBLOG AND/OR PROMOTE JENNIFER LAWRENCE’S LEAKED PHOTOS.

SHE DID NOT RELEASE THEM.

THIS IS AN INVASION OF HER PERSONAL LIFE. 

HELP MAINTAIN JEN’S DIGNITY AND HER PROFESSIONALISM AND DO. NOT. REBLOG. THE. LEAKED. PHOTOS. OF. HER.

Stand by Jennifer to help show our support.

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